Category: I fancy myself a writer

UPDATED: 40 Shades of Kathy Coming in…it’s here, suckas.

#40iscoming. 39 forever!! 5/7/2015 – So…this happened today…I’m 40. FORTY. Cuarenta and it’s already starting out wonderfully. Breathe in…and breathe out. Things that make you realize you’re entering a new stage of your life: 1. You look at a celebrity and think “He’s cute but he’s a child…” He’s 20....

Convos With Kids That Own Your Ass Too

THIS HAPPENED TODAY Getting dressed for school: Josh: I don’t want to wear this shirt! Kathy: What are you talking about? You wear your uniform to school everyday. Josh: I hate it. Kathy: Stop. NOW. Josh: I don’t want to wear these shoes! Kathy: We just bought them for you...

Naptime = The Hongzeff Comedy Hour

Getting my boys to nap is always a struggle…this usually happens but the boys aren’t feeling well so they didn’t protest. Thank the sweet Jesus for that because I got to take a nap too! I was fake sleeping and about to freak them out but they kept on talking...

9 Gloriously Demented Wonderful Years

Mike and I have now been together for 9 gloriously demented, painful, wonderful and hilarious years. Were there ever times when we both thought “If I had to do it all over again…” Absolutely. But they were fleeting. Even when things got real REAL…we still learned so much through it...

Haters Gonna Hate…and it Feels so Good.

“Why the hell would I listen to anything she says? She’s so annoying and now she has a blog about parenting like she’s some expert on anything. She needs to just shut the F up…” 5 things: 1. If you knew me, you’d know that I am NO expert on...

The Hell and Glory that is Raising Little Humanoids

I feel like I’m literally picking up crap off the floor all day long…like that’s all I do. I also live in the kitchen. I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m either in the kitchen or destroying my back picking up crazy amount of toys, books and food off...

Beauty in Scars and Tiger Stripes

Went on a mommy forum where people discuss cool exercises tailored for mommy bodies and there are actually comments left by people who wrote things like “Women should never wear bikinis after they’ve had kids, why would you do that to us?” Especially the ones that got their bodies “destroyed.”...

Toxic People are Poopoocacaheads even if they’re Family

I think that you should love your family. I think there should be forgiveness if the bonds are fractured but it doesn’t mean you have to have them be an active part of your life. Don’t get me wrong…family is IMPORTANT but…sometimes things are so incredibly bad that it is...