Looking through old diaries and I found this excerpt from the 11th grade: Kathy Hong (Age 16): “My mom keeps on trying to get me to wear a little makeup but what’s the point. There’s no use trying to pretty up something when the canvas is broken. Nothing much to...
There has been a lot of articles clogging up my Facebook newsfeed lately about the Uber Rich Housewives living in the East Coast. Stay at Home “Wife Bonuses” seem to be a real thing particularly in the Upper East Side. This excerpt from a fascinating article appropriately titled, “Inside the...
FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY GOTTEN THE MEMO, REALITY SHOWS ARE NOT REAL. Child abusers/molesters come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Doesn’t matter what religion you are affiliated to or what color your skin is, the sole topic and concern at hand is that Josh Duggar molested...
Sometimes I watch TV shows or movies where the heroine can do whatever she wants whenever she wants at any given time and I wanna be HER. Absolutely, I mean, who the hell doesn’t? But reality is, with the responsibilities of being a mom and a spouse, I don’t have...
Some are calling this abuse. You know what’s abuse to me? NOT doing anything while your kid is becoming part of the problem IS ABUSE. The kid who gets away with everything will get his ass kicked by the world but luckily this kid has a mom who gives a...
Today’s church service was RADNESS. The message was crystal clear. Don’t add negativity to life’s simple things…don’t talk of peace yet cause chaos. Don’t talk of love yet hate with your words and actions. Don’t be passive aggressive in things that matter. Don’t be the impending storm in circumstances. Don’t...
There’s 4 things that have been bothering me A LOT lately. 1. When a female is not as chippy or bubbly as usual, refrain from saying in a pissed off manner, “What’s your problem, you must have PMS!” It is absolutely normal for people to be moody if they had...
I love Mike for a lot of reasons but he hasn’t made it easy for me either…Hahaha. He photoshopped this for me today: ****** He writes me poetry… “Kathy Farts Freely” by MK. Kathy farts freely Her bunghole knows no bounds I can feel the wind blow And the blood,...
Mike and I have now been together for 9 gloriously demented, painful, wonderful and hilarious years. Were there ever times when we both thought “If I had to do it all over again…” Absolutely. But they were fleeting. Even when things got real REAL…we still learned so much through it...
“Why the hell would I listen to anything she says? She’s so annoying and now she has a blog about parenting like she’s some expert on anything. She needs to just shut the F up…” 5 things: 1. If you knew me, you’d know that I am NO expert on...
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