I don’t understand people who complain about Valentine’s Day. “Oh, it’s a commercial Holiday just to make money!” “There shouldn’t be a day where you declare your love and be all lovey dovey with your girlfriend or husband…it should be everyday…What a stupid holiday for stupid people…” To those people...
Am I an expert on dating? Nope. Do I have the perfect marriage? Nope. Is that going to keep me from saying what I want to say about delusional people who think they are perfect and everyone else is crap? Nope. Dating advice for the day: I think so many...
Not gonna lie, I’ve been kinda wanting to have another baby lately.But it’s for all the wrong reasons.I look at my Matty now and he’s no longer a baby. He still has glimpses and parts of him that scream baby but reality is, he’s just turned 4 and he’s growing...
Person with no kids: Omigod, your boys are so cute and fun, you must want to be around them all the time!! Kathy: Nope, not all the time. (Looks at me like I’m a bad person) 7 simple things I’ve learned from being a mother and a SAHM: 1. Having...
Mike and I have a lot of fun together…with two crazy kids, you have to have a sense of humor. Exhibit A: Just overheard walking by the boys room: Mike: Okay, it’s bedtime! Josh: I want to see another video! Mike: Do you guys want to watch the farting preacher?...
One major life lesson I know to be completely true is… That even in what seems to be the darkest moments of a friendship, if there is true love, a real understanding of eachother and a friendship that exists without the ridiculousness of keeping up with the joneses whether it...
Continuously saying horrible things to people and then apologizing afterwards. Like a neverending loop of verbal diarrhea. On constant repeat. Stay away from those types of people. Cut them loose. The problem isn’t you…it’s them. They put up a front of security and badassness to mask their true selves. They...
I love talking to my fellow married moms and dads who just totally…get it. I think some marriages fall apart because they put the importance of percentages and equality into everything. 1. “Well, I took out the trash yesterday, he should do it today…” 2. “It’s not my job to...
In 2014, I had 7 friends end their marriages. SEVEN. All with multiple kids. To the world, it’s just 7 more numbers to add to a statistic, but to me, it’s heartbreaking and it SUCKS. All seven told me the same thing. The main culprit that killed it all: Lack...
“Holy crap woman, all I see is an explosion of flesh! You need Jesus.” – My dude looking at my Kindle account. Hahahaha. Look, I can love the bomchickaboomboom AND love the Jesus. I like to read a mixture of everything from Bret Easton Ellis, Neil Gaiman and Steinbeck but...
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