There has been a lot of articles clogging up my Facebook newsfeed lately about the Uber Rich Housewives living in the East Coast. Stay at Home “Wife Bonuses” seem to be a real thing particularly in the Upper East Side. This excerpt from a fascinating article appropriately titled, “Inside the...
There is nothing like having kids of your own to realize that pretty much everything you thought you knew about kids and parenting was wrong and totally delusional. So easy to be so sure of reality when you’re not in the midst of that reality. Raising these little humanoids has...
Sometimes I watch TV shows or movies where the heroine can do whatever she wants whenever she wants at any given time and I wanna be HER. Absolutely, I mean, who the hell doesn’t? But reality is, with the responsibilities of being a mom and a spouse, I don’t have...
Let’s face it, most people have kids because life tells you that it’s what you should do as a man and a woman. It’s existed from the beginning of time…when you get married you’re supposed to procreate…it’s just a “natural process” of life that’s existed for years and it’s absolutely...
#40iscoming. 39 forever!! 5/7/2015 – So…this happened today…I’m 40. FORTY. Cuarenta and it’s already starting out wonderfully. Breathe in…and breathe out. Things that make you realize you’re entering a new stage of your life: 1. You look at a celebrity and think “He’s cute but he’s a child…” He’s 20....
I love Mike for a lot of reasons but he hasn’t made it easy for me either…Hahaha. He photoshopped this for me today: ****** He writes me poetry… “Kathy Farts Freely” by MK. Kathy farts freely Her bunghole knows no bounds I can feel the wind blow And the blood,...
THIS HAPPENED TODAY Getting dressed for school: Josh: I don’t want to wear this shirt! Kathy: What are you talking about? You wear your uniform to school everyday. Josh: I hate it. Kathy: Stop. NOW. Josh: I don’t want to wear these shoes! Kathy: We just bought them for you...
Going through old stuff from the just Mike and Kathy days and I found some fun treats Mike got me from Disneyland! Brings back memories of one of the most embarrassing typical “Kathy is such a dork!!!” Moments in my life. The year was 2007, Mike and I had just...
Mike and I have now been together for 9 gloriously demented, painful, wonderful and hilarious years. Were there ever times when we both thought “If I had to do it all over again…” Absolutely. But they were fleeting. Even when things got real REAL…we still learned so much through it...
“Why the hell would I listen to anything she says? She’s so annoying and now she has a blog about parenting like she’s some expert on anything. She needs to just shut the F up…” 5 things: 1. If you knew me, you’d know that I am NO expert on...
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