Person with no kids: Omigod, your boys are so cute and fun, you must want to be around them all the time!! Kathy: Nope, not all the time. (Looks at me like I’m a bad person) 7 simple things I’ve learned from being a mother and a SAHM: 1. Having...
Mike and I have a lot of fun together…with two crazy kids, you have to have a sense of humor. Exhibit A: Just overheard walking by the boys room: Mike: Okay, it’s bedtime! Josh: I want to see another video! Mike: Do you guys want to watch the farting preacher?...
When I was young… I wanted to be anything but Asian. Now I be like “Woohoo, I love my people!” Some kids used to call me horrible names, now I have kids who call me names like mommy and pretty princess. I used to look in the mirror & think...
Here’s some more TMHS. It’s never boring: Mike: Will you please massage my arms, shoulders, legs and feet? That’s it. I think I over did it at the gym today. Pleaaase?? Kathy: No. Mike: Pleeeeeeease??? Kathy: Fine. (2 minutes into it) Mike: Omigod, I am so making you a friendship...
From time to time, I’ll share funny things my dude says to me… Exhibit A: (Watching ‘Alaska: The last frontier’ on the Discovery channel) Mike: That’s what I need to do. Kathy: Well I ain’t going there. Mike: Hunting for your own food, making your own house…you do everything yourself....
I love talking to my fellow married moms and dads who just totally…get it. I think some marriages fall apart because they put the importance of percentages and equality into everything. 1. “Well, I took out the trash yesterday, he should do it today…” 2. “It’s not my job to...
In 2014, I had 7 friends end their marriages. SEVEN. All with multiple kids. To the world, it’s just 7 more numbers to add to a statistic, but to me, it’s heartbreaking and it SUCKS. All seven told me the same thing. The main culprit that killed it all: Lack...
Let me tell you the reasons why I admire mothers who don’t live in the universe of “My kids are perfect”, “I’m a better mom than you” and “my marriage is so delightful all the time”: You’re intelligent. You question things people are afraid to boldly. You’re incredibly talented in...
Grateful for this life: *For winning the lottery when it came to parental units who taught me what love is in every sense of the word. They are the epitome of rad. *For having a boy who I can laugh with, have diva like shouting matches with and just talk...
A few days ago, my husband posted an embarrassing poem he wrote for me when we first started dating, he was a smartass (he calls it being whimsical) then…and still is now. I’ve had requests to repost it so here it is: “Kathy Farts Freely” by MK. Kathy farts freely...
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