Tagged: love

Proud to be a Prius Driving Ghetto Maintenance Housewife with Velcro Dinosaur Shoes and a Smart Ass Smirk

There has been a lot of articles clogging up my Facebook newsfeed lately about the Uber Rich Housewives living in the East Coast. Stay at Home “Wife Bonuses”  seem to be a real thing particularly in the Upper East Side. This excerpt from a fascinating article appropriately titled, “Inside the...

Parenting Thoughts. Yay. Boo. Beer.

There is nothing like having kids of your own to realize that pretty much everything you thought you knew about kids and parenting was wrong and totally delusional. So easy to be so sure of reality when you’re not in the midst of that reality. Raising these little humanoids has...

Selfishness has no place in Marriage or Parenthood

Sometimes I watch TV shows or movies where the heroine can do whatever she wants whenever she wants at any given time and I wanna be HER. Absolutely, I mean, who the hell doesn’t? But reality is, with the responsibilities of being a mom and a spouse, I don’t have...

Christianity+Misfit = LOVE in all it’s RADNESS

Today’s church service was RADNESS. The message was crystal clear. Don’t add negativity to life’s simple things…don’t talk of peace yet cause chaos. Don’t talk of love yet hate with your words and actions. Don’t be passive aggressive in things that matter. Don’t be the impending storm in circumstances. Don’t...

What People Don’t Tell You When You’re Having a Baby…But Should.

Let’s face it, most people have kids because life tells you that it’s what you should do as a man and a woman. It’s existed from the beginning of time…when you get married you’re supposed to procreate…it’s just a “natural process” of life that’s existed for years and it’s absolutely...

UPDATED: 40 Shades of Kathy Coming in…it’s here, suckas.

#40iscoming. 39 forever!! 5/7/2015 – So…this happened today…I’m 40. FORTY. Cuarenta and it’s already starting out wonderfully. Breathe in…and breathe out. Things that make you realize you’re entering a new stage of your life: 1. You look at a celebrity and think “He’s cute but he’s a child…” He’s 20....