Tagged: love

Dorks Unite! A Demented Love Story in Pictures & Posts

I love Mike for a lot of reasons but he hasn’t made it easy for me either…Hahaha. He photoshopped this for me today: ****** He writes me poetry… “Kathy Farts Freely” by MK. Kathy farts freely Her bunghole knows no bounds I can feel the wind blow And the blood,...

Naptime = The Hongzeff Comedy Hour

Getting my boys to nap is always a struggle…this usually happens but the boys aren’t feeling well so they didn’t protest. Thank the sweet Jesus for that because I got to take a nap too! I was fake sleeping and about to freak them out but they kept on talking...

9 Gloriously Demented Wonderful Years

Mike and I have now been together for 9 gloriously demented, painful, wonderful and hilarious years. Were there ever times when we both thought “If I had to do it all over again…” Absolutely. But they were fleeting. Even when things got real REAL…we still learned so much through it...

Haters Gonna Hate…and it Feels so Good.

“Why the hell would I listen to anything she says? She’s so annoying and now she has a blog about parenting like she’s some expert on anything. She needs to just shut the F up…” 5 things: 1. If you knew me, you’d know that I am NO expert on...

The Hell and Glory that is Raising Little Humanoids

I feel like I’m literally picking up crap off the floor all day long…like that’s all I do. I also live in the kitchen. I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m either in the kitchen or destroying my back picking up crazy amount of toys, books and food off...

Love in Motion in the Right Direction

To all those skeptics out there who think marriage is a joke, who think monogomy is unrealistic, who think love is fleeting…I hope someday you’ll meet someone who will obliterate all those thoughts. To be raised in a stable home where the very people who are supposed to teach you...

Forget the Past. Don’t live in the Future. Be in the Present. Kumbaya your Mind Suckas. God Knows I’m Trying.

I’ve been paying attention to those around me and I’ve come to the conclusion that I know way too many angry people hoping for bad karma and ill will towards those they hate and wronged them. So many posts I’ve read on Facebook are so incredibly dramatic and so revealing...

Video: Blind Devotion (YOU. MUST. WATCH. THIS)

If you’re going to watch a video today, make it this one. If you’re single and looking for a special someone, watch this. If you’re married…most definitely watch this. I think more often than not, people have no concept of what true everlasting love means. So many relationships lack focus,...